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“Funny Shayari”

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 “Funny Shayari”

Funny Shayari

    ” ‘ चाचा ‘”

बीटा पढई कैसी चाल रही है …।          

        ‘ लड़का’

“बास चाचा,

   शैले-शैले मुज से

बहत दर चेल गेई …।

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   ‘ UNCLE ’

Beta padhai kaisi chal

Rahi hai….?

          ‘ BOY’

“bass uncle,

Chalet- chalet mujh se

Bahut door chail gayi….

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Aankhon mein aansu, chehre par hansi hai;

Saanson mein Aahein dil mein bebasi hai;

       Pehle kyon nahi bataya ki;

              Darwaze mein ungli fansi hai.

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari


इंटेज़र रेते है हर शम अपका,

रातेन कटथी है ले कर नाम अपका,

मुड्डात से बैते है ये आसा लगी,

की आज आयेगा कोई पेगाम आपका।

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Intezaar rehte hai har sham apka,

Raatein katthi hai le kar naam apka,

Muddat se baithe hai ye aas lagaye,

Ki aaj aayega koi paigaam aapka.

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कहते हैं कि पीयार की राहम पीई
चालाना आसान नाहिन,
मेन भी कल चाक ई देखा
मुजे से रास्तआ ओमेक एचआई लागा।

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari


Kahtee hain kii pyaarr ki raahom pee.

          Chalanaa aasaann nahin,

         Maine bhii kal chalk e dekha.

     Mujhe to raastaa theeek hii lagaa.

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बेहन भाईओन को.

केस जगाना चाइया ..?

“जल्दी यूथो! अबू तुम्हर

फोन चेक कर रहे हैं…..!!

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    Behan bhaiyon ko.

    Kese jagana chaiya..?

“jaldi utho! Abu tumhara

Phone check kar rahe hain”

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na bandook se maaro,

na bomb se maaro….

Waah……waah……

Na bandook se maaro,

Na bomb se maaro…..

Daya, is ghar ka……..

Chappa chappa chaan maro..

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“Funny Shayari”

Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Ishq key khayaal bohat hain..

Ishq key charche bohat hain…

Sochte hain hum bhi…..

    Kar le ishq…..!!!!!

Par sunte hain ishq mein.

Kharche bohat hain.

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2 kavay apas me mil k

Itna “kaww kaww “ nahi

Kartay………

Jitni 2 girls apas me mil

K “aww aww” karti hain.

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Ek banda mere whatsapp

Group mein aise dukh bhari

    Shayari bejte hai…..!!!

Ki ab toh mai uski girlfriend.

Ko miss karne laga hu…

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Teacher to boy: nalayak

Class mai din bhar ladkiyo k saath itni

Baate kyu karte hai ?

Boy: sir mai garib hu…!

Mere mobile mai whatsapp naki hai.

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Funny Shayari

       Dear crush,,,,,!!!

Intehaan ho gahi intzaar ki,

Ab tok kadar karlo.

Iss nadan ke pyaar ki….

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Hum gaye the unn ke ghar.

Kehna tha dil se dil mila lo.

Unn ki mummy ne,,,!!

Khola darwana……!

Hum ghabra ke bole

Aunty bachhon ko polio

Adrop pilwa lo.

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Arz kiya hai….

Aaj ke ladko ki…..

Bigdi hui zindagi ki bas itni si

Kahaani hai…

Wah …………wah……

Bigdi hui zindgi ki bas inti si

Kahaani hai….

Wah…..wah….

20% toh hum bachpan

Se kamine the….

80% facebook ki meharbani hai….

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“Funny Shayari”

Pehli zazar mein laga who meri hai,

Aankhein uski jheel si gehri hain,

Propose kar kar ke thak haye hum,

Ab pata chala who toh behri hai,

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Aaj tum pe aansuo ki barsat hogi,

Fir wahi kadkti kali raat hogi,

Sms na kar ke tune ke tune din dukhaya hai mera,

Ja tere badan mein khujli sari raat hogi.

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Naari ke chakkar me

Bhol na jana yaari,

Jab laat maregi naari to yaad

Aaygi hamari,

Purush bachao sameeti ki taraf

Se janhit me jaari.

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Pani dekh kar pyas lagati hai shadi,

Dekh kar aas dikhi hai….

Hum logo ko kaise samjaye har

Jhakaas ladki ki maa hume apni

Saas lagti hai…..!!!

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वाह बेवाफा है टू कया
हुआ .. मैट बुरा कहो usko …
वाह बेवाफा है टू कया
हुआ मट बुरा कहो usko ..
तुम किसी और कर बैठो

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Wo bewafa hai to kya

Hua.. mat bura kaho usko…

Wo bewafa hai to kya

Hua mat bura kaho usko..

Tum kisi aur ko sat karlo

…..Dafa karo usko..

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Ek ladkey ko dekha to issa laga,

Dusari ladkey ko

Dekha to vaisa laga,

Jab dono ke joote

Pade to.. ek jaisa Laga.

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“Dekh jaan”

Tere pyaar me kitna

Intezaar kiya….!!

Aur ush intezaar me.

Naa jaane kitno se pyaar kiya..

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Funny Shayari

Africa mein ek kale boyfriend ne..

         Apni kaali girlfriend ko.

                Kaali raat mein..

            Samandar ke pass..

   Romantic mood mein pocha..

  Tu baithi hai.. ya chali gayi..?

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Katal karna hai to nigahon se kar

Talwar me kya rakha hai pyar karna

Hai to mujhse kar mere doston me kya

       ******Rakha hai******

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Us zaalim ne chehre se naqaab na hataya ahmad,

Hum gala phadte reh gaye..

Jgalak diklaa ja ekbaar aja aja aja.

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hospital chodd aayenge Log kehte hai.

Mohabbat k raste Me har waqt.

Dard milega Me soch raha hu.

Is raste me Hospital kholdu mast chalega.

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Abhi to dosti huyi hai…….!!

Waqt aane pe dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge

Dil pe pathar rakh kar ek din,

*********** Aapko mental *******

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